Terribly True Tales Of Low Carb Terror!
Well, summer is all most at an end now, and I'm sure we all had fun camping out, toasting pork rinds over a roaring campfire while our non-low carb friends polluted their systems with jet-puffed sugar...
View ArticleAdjusting To The Low Carb Diet – The Times They Are A-Changin’
I have been low carbing for approximately one and a half years now, and I have lost 127 pounds. The whole thing has become pretty much second nature to me now. In the beginning, it was very difficult...
View ArticleBeware The Marketers!
After so many years of following Atkins, "falling off the wagon" over and over again, but learning from my mistakes each time, and ultimately coming to a very Zen place with my acceptance of this diet...
View ArticleWho Won The Superbowl? I Did!
Now that the day of reckoning has come and gone, the tale can finally be told. It is a tale of ultimate torment and anguish. A tale of a hard-fought and harsh battle the likes of which only the most...
View ArticleThe Peeps Are Coming! The Peeps Are Coming!
Are you prepared for it? Are you ready to face the armies of jelly beans, marshmallow peeps, and chocolate bunnies that are about to be marching down your street and are in the aisles of every...
View ArticleMidnight Confessions
This may just be the sleep deprivation talking, so bear with me. It's 2AM, and inspiration has struck me in the form of a red-haired muse. And that red-haired muse? Mrs. Garrett from "Facts of Life,"...
View ArticleThe Epiphany Of The Low Carb Crusader
It finally happened. After 1 year, 10 months, and 17 days on Dr. Atkins New Diet Revolution.... After countless cows, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and pigs (the tastiest and crispiest of God's creatures -...
View ArticleScenes From The Mall
Some of you, my dedicated fans, know that I recently lost my job, and that I'm pretty bitter about it. After all, when I asked why I was being let go, I was told that I obviously didn't like working...
View ArticleThe Low Carb Crusader
Brian Pierce offers his slightly skewed view of low carbing and the world in general. The post The Low Carb Crusader appeared first on CarbSmart.com.
View ArticleA Letter From Santa
Thank you very much for your thoughtful letter. After having checked my list (twice, even!), I see that you have been mostly good this year, despite that incident where you incited that riot. Since you...
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